Have Some Fun and Relax a Bit

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)

Wanna Buy A Ghost? A funny video about a black market dealings in New York City. To Catch A Criminal: Part One David Spade & Todd Glass in a hilarious "To Catch a Predator" spoof. Mr. Spade, you are a golden god. Well.. kinda fleshy.. Your a fleshy god... er.. fleshy funny man. Mr. Spade, you are a fleshy funny man. One of my favorites! To Catch A Criminal: Part Two David Spade & Todd Glass in a hilarious "To Catch a Predator" spoof. Imagine being a sexual pervert! It would ruin your day! (Spade is defidently a pervert).

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard